we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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