ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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