yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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