you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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