It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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