And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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