i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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