your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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