Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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