so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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