hotel room ftw
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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