we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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