erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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