I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
These tits shall not be calmed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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