just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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