SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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