But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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