end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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