is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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