wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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