i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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