Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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