Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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