New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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