we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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