Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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