He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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