Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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