Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
handjob tips. give me some.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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