she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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