She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
you traded sex for a burrito?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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