Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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