4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my sisters under your porch take her home
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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