So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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