super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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