just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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