This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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