dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Brb crying the tears of my youth
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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