I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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