he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You don't make any sense
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its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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