at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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