We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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