She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
we should paint friendship bongs
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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