She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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