Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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