So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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