I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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