Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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