Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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