don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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